The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23375. | Walson (wals) | 66.90 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 23376. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 66.90 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 23377. | Sasanka (sansam) | 66.90 | 92% | 2013-03-10 |
| 23378. | Mizzark (mizzark54) | 66.90 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 23379. | nht (nhtonmoy) | 66.89 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 23380. | Alex (0atk) | 66.89 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 23381. | Saky (saky74) | 66.89 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 23382. | Brent (yelkrebb) | 66.89 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 23383. | AkelloMukasa (akellomukasa) | 66.89 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 23384. | Cedric (blueriser) | 66.88 | 95% | 2012-06-14 |
| 23385. | Mason (masonkg) | 66.88 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23386. | Sam (vynsta) | 66.88 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 23387. | alex (task) | 66.88 | 89% | 2016-11-11 |
| 23388. | Asturias (pelinsquito) | 66.88 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 23389. | Basit (basit_ali) | 66.88 | 96% | 2011-11-13 |
| 23390. | Kuba (wino) | 66.88 | 93% | 2013-01-23 |
| 23391. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 66.87 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 23392. | Virgil (baron_red) | 66.87 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 23393. | Andrea (parthenonlover) | 66.87 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 23394. | melyn (mel_lynn) | 66.87 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 23395. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 66.87 | 95% | 2019-05-05 |
| 23396. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 66.87 | 92% | 2012-07-26 |
| 23397. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 66.87 | 87% | 2014-03-03 |
| 23398. | Max (maxunter_) | 66.86 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 23399. | Lộc (kerrigan90) | 66.86 | 92% | 2014-07-30 |
| 23400. | iStareAtkEyboarD (dex_star2) | 66.85 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 23401. | Justin (jkrone98) | 66.85 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 23402. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 66.85 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 23403. | Mohit (themp3dark) | 66.85 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 23404. | Đạo (dokhoadao) | 66.85 | 97% | 2011-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |