Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12299. | Abid Hasan (abid_hasan_abir) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 12300. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12301. | Hner (hner) | 72.41 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 12302. | murunabtr (murun) | 72.40 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 12303. | Jebaited (raizzel) | 72.40 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12304. | Jose (josejosejosejose) | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12305. | Karthik (kaykay512) | 72.39 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12306. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 72.39 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 12307. | Martin (alreadylate) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 12308. | Bone (probono) | 72.38 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 12309. | Martin (czech_banger15) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 12310. | Ayan (ayan_007) | 72.38 | 98.4% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12311. | gamal (gamal123) | 72.38 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 12312. | Sebastian (raymalburg07) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 12313. | Asylturatbek (asylturatbek) | 72.38 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 12314. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 72.38 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 12315. | Meio (meio) | 72.37 | 97.1% | 2024-02-01 |
| 12316. | OFF_RN (off_rn) | 72.37 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 12317. | jake (jakecarpenter) | 72.37 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 12318. | Joe (niconiconicasio) | 72.37 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12319. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 72.37 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12320. | Amangus (phsycomonkek1) | 72.37 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12321. | marsistX (marsistx) | 72.37 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 12322. | Josh (silvascientist) | 72.37 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 12323. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 72.36 | 96.1% | 2024-12-26 |
| 12324. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 72.36 | 95.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12325. | Zach (manfromthemoon) | 72.35 | 95.7% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12326. | 69 (i_am_better_than_u_lol) | 72.35 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12327. | Thanos (thanossonofalars) | 72.35 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12328. | Muhammad (entamalomak) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |