Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16786. | Darren (darrentan0512) | 73.92 | 95% | 2015-08-14 |
| 16787. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 73.92 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 16788. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 73.92 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 16789. | Mar (xmar) | 73.92 | 89% | 2016-12-09 |
| 16790. | Ivory (builder2_0) | 73.92 | 95.5% | 2023-08-09 |
| 16791. | Crystal (crystalfaye95) | 73.92 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 16792. | Derek (tevinhead) | 73.92 | 90% | 2014-03-18 |
| 16793. | Carrie (cakac) | 73.91 | 97% | 2014-07-19 |
| 16794. | kiri (kiri) | 73.91 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 16795. | Allie (canipleasename) | 73.91 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 16796. | Sebastian (geeet) | 73.91 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 16797. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 73.91 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 16798. | smash (smashmyass) | 73.91 | 94% | 2019-09-20 |
| 16799. | Rusty (ru5ty_) | 73.91 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 16800. | windi_agli4 (windi_agli4) | 73.91 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 16801. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 73.90 | 93% | 2020-12-23 |
| 16802. | dan (dan88) | 73.89 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| 16803. | patrick (paaaatea) | 73.89 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16804. | Philip (pengzz) | 73.89 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16805. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 73.89 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 16806. | ColtCobra (coltcobra) | 73.89 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 16807. | Eva (niejingtan) | 73.89 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 16808. | Bloop (meimer) | 73.89 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16809. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 73.88 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 16810. | peanut (ipeanutbuttertoday) | 73.88 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 16811. | Norbert (norbert515) | 73.88 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 16812. | 707 (nadhirhos) | 73.88 | 98.8% | 2023-07-11 |
| 16813. | drew (drewe) | 73.88 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 16814. | Siddu (siddu9898) | 73.87 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 16815. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 73.87 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |