I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20453. | Jai (tnaham) | 58.31 | 95% | 2019-11-19 |
| 20454. | SlowTyper527 (slowtyper527) | 58.31 | 94% | 2023-07-30 |
| 20455. | DeadpoolFromAliBaba (bruhgo... | 58.30 | 95% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20456. | David (davidpit) | 58.30 | 93% | 2021-12-14 |
| 20457. | Benjamin (superdupersushi) | 58.30 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20458. | swavik (swavik_21) | 58.30 | 95.5% | 2023-05-24 |
| 20459. | Igce (igce) | 58.30 | 95.7% | 2023-07-19 |
| 20460. | Sai kiran (sai_kiran) | 58.30 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 20461. | Alex (grintheone) | 58.30 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20462. | Paul (elmers_104) | 58.29 | 93% | 2023-01-17 |
| 20463. | Portalius☂ (portalius) | 58.29 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 20464. | dio (what_is_pain) | 58.29 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 20465. | Ravindu (ravindu08) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 20466. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (lastjoy) | 58.28 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 20467. | Nishant (tarzanjunior) | 58.28 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 20468. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 58.28 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 20469. | dark (dark_lord25) | 58.27 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 20470. | . (moody_k) | 58.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 20471. | Bloop (meimer) | 58.27 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
| 20472. | itstherealalex (wowijustdid... | 58.27 | 95.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20473. | Samy (samy__) | 58.26 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 20474. | Peshraw-Kurdi (peshraw) | 58.26 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 20475. | Corey (crowdctrl) | 58.25 | 93% | 2024-03-17 |
| 20476. | Alhf (alhfsmid) | 58.25 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20477. | Saidul (saidul_islam) | 58.25 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20478. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 58.25 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20479. | Saurav (saurav555) | 58.24 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 20480. | JOKER (jokerx_x) | 58.24 | 93.3% | 2025-01-04 |
| 20481. | Ben (threefx) | 58.24 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 20482. | Jessica (shoutouttothesped) | 58.24 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |