I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14459. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 76.93 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 14460. | Izzy (izzypistilli) | 76.92 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
| 14461. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 76.92 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 14462. | JC (invoicingkarma) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 14463. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 76.92 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14464. | Handri (baldkid) | 76.92 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 14465. | Hugo (sushibowl) | 76.91 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 14466. | Steve (hollasch) | 76.91 | 94% | 2017-03-10 |
| 14467. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 76.91 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 14468. | Isaiah (isaiah_21) | 76.91 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 14469. | oreo (e00d) | 76.91 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 14470. | K (a_gamer22) | 76.90 | 95.8% | 2023-05-19 |
| 14471. | Hamza (syszkc) | 76.90 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 14472. | Egeus (suppermine) | 76.90 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 14473. | Eric (notmexican) | 76.89 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 14474. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 76.89 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 14475. | Bloop (meimer) | 76.88 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14476. | Saikiran (saikiran1) | 76.88 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 14477. | Nicoz (nicodemus) | 76.88 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 14478. | allyssa (allysssssa) | 76.88 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 14479. | JuanDa (juanmartinez111) | 76.88 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 14480. | Austin (icyfakez) | 76.88 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14481. | James (rasputia) | 76.88 | 96% | 2025-11-14 |
| 14482. | Anthony (koreanallday) | 76.88 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14483. | Bawli Gand (thelostemperor_... | 76.87 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 14484. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 76.87 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
| 14485. | KyroKrypt (kyrokrypt) | 76.87 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14486. | Brendan (brendancreek) | 76.87 | 95% | 2018-10-31 |
| 14487. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 76.87 | 91% | 2016-11-09 |
| 14488. | Julian (julianbn) | 76.86 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |