As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6210. | zoe corbett (zcorbett) | 94.04 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6211. | Thor (thorfinn1) | 94.04 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 6212. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 94.04 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 6213. | caro (lavendeer) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6214. | SalmanMKC (hellothen) | 94.03 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 6215. | Angus (darkfoureight) | 94.02 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 6216. | Ville (vigrox) | 94.02 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6217. | XpORPID (xporpid) | 94.02 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 6218. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 94.02 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 6219. | Ion (incode4it) | 94.02 | 97.6% | 2023-08-11 |
| 6220. | Brendan (brendan_) | 94.02 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 6221. | ThatOneJay (roxboxgames) | 94.02 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6222. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 94.02 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 6223. | Kera (kera77) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 6224. | thpenther (sspenkerr) | 94.01 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 6225. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 6226. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 94.00 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 6227. | Richy (richy5555) | 94.00 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 6228. | Mehmango (mehmango) | 94.00 | 97% | 2023-11-23 |
| 6229. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 94.00 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
| 6230. | Kyle (flying_ligers) | 93.99 | 96% | 2023-11-12 |
| 6231. | Mandem (madem) | 93.99 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 6232. | David (davidjnovak) | 93.99 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 6233. | rethya (reimogi) | 93.99 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 6234. | Andy (gunwing54) | 93.99 | 96% | 2017-04-20 |
| 6235. | Noob (touchhyper) | 93.99 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
| 6236. | Prakhar (prakharbig) | 93.98 | 99% | 2024-03-24 |
| 6237. | casiofx83gt (casiofx83gt) | 93.97 | 96.9% | 2025-02-13 |
| 6238. | Chris (chriskalos) | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 6239. | তন্ময়_2 (better_t... | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |