And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16226. | Myke (apilak) | 85.75 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 16227. | Kevin (klm242) | 85.75 | 96% | 2011-06-29 |
| 16228. | ATcm (viummaster) | 85.75 | 95% | 2013-06-05 |
| 16229. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 85.75 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
| 16230. | WHO AM I (naox) | 85.75 | 88% | 2015-05-28 |
| 16231. | fiona (school_bus) | 85.75 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 16232. | Boris (bpst2k) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 16233. | workman (minecraft_verteran) | 85.74 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16234. | Bear (bear29ht) | 85.74 | 94% | 2013-05-14 |
| 16235. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 85.73 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 16236. | Matthew (matt_dj) | 85.73 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16237. | ok (banadagril) | 85.73 | 98.1% | 2023-07-28 |
| 16238. | bo (biznessmun) | 85.73 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 16239. | Hailee (haileeshower) | 85.73 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 16240. | Paul (pwall149) | 85.73 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 16241. | Zgjim (zgjim) | 85.73 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 16242. | John (crazyfingers) | 85.72 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 16243. | Mr Speedy (mrspeedy) | 85.72 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 16244. | Miha (jackandcak) | 85.72 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 16245. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 85.72 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 16246. | Pelz (aycalaguas213) | 85.72 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 16247. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 85.72 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 16248. | MeHdi (mehdi_kazemi8) | 85.72 | 99% | 2014-02-08 |
| 16249. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 85.71 | 95% | 2013-11-12 |
| 16250. | DANIEL (dizo) | 85.71 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 16251. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 85.71 | 99% | 2022-06-11 |
| 16252. | Dustin (dsthegold23) | 85.71 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 16253. | Dog (octixam) | 85.71 | 92% | 2013-11-06 |
| 16254. | Ian (germanika) | 85.70 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
| 16255. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 85.70 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |