I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13284. | rdw (madison437) | 81.35 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 13285. | Casper (venomizedcasper) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 13286. | CHICO LINGUIÇA (gel4ever) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 13287. | Mohamed Salman (qwerty_warr... | 81.33 | 98% | 2025-11-18 |
| 13288. | Beibarys (beba23) | 81.33 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 13289. | Aadiraj (aadi_types) | 81.32 | 97.6% | 2025-01-08 |
| 13290. | Omar Morales (omarmoralesjr18) | 81.32 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13291. | Zach (ocean_breeze) | 81.31 | 89% | 2017-03-29 |
| 13292. | Fugacity (fugacity) | 81.31 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 13293. | Freedom (employ) | 81.31 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 13294. | mayn (mayn65) | 81.30 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 13295. | Valentino Rossi (amateur__) | 81.29 | 97.7% | 2023-05-21 |
| 13296. | James (jimwinno43) | 81.29 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 13297. | Crash (crash_complete) | 81.29 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 13298. | redboyofgoo (redboyofgoo) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13299. | CaccMann (aloned) | 81.29 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 13300. | cam (megumin23) | 81.28 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 13301. | slow_typer (noob_at_typing__) | 81.27 | 96.6% | 2024-01-08 |
| 13302. | 9 (kafka8) | 81.27 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13303. | Wee (weedeathtohands) | 81.26 | 96% | 2025-11-06 |
| 13304. | Advisora (advisora) | 81.26 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 13305. | edward (yeti509) | 81.25 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13306. | Someone (ibetimyoungerthanu) | 81.25 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 13307. | xngtng (xngtng) | 81.24 | 95.7% | 2025-05-10 |
| 13308. | Rissy (rissy1819) | 81.24 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 13309. | Noob (noob_racer1) | 81.24 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 13310. | James (jwjr) | 81.24 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13311. | bag (bagduster) | 81.24 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 13312. | Ryan (godawesome) | 81.24 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 13313. | Andres (avillarreal) | 81.24 | 96% | 2017-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |