Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35439. | (alloy) | 41.55 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 35440. | (reflection) | 41.55 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 35441. | (zezima) | 41.55 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 35442. | Dehati Chhora (chhora) | 41.55 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 35443. | (ankush611) | 41.55 | 96% | 2014-10-14 |
| 35444. | (tobetm) | 41.55 | 93% | 2019-10-15 |
| 35445. | (xfg0) | 41.55 | 89% | 2015-02-12 |
| 35446. | (aishanick) | 41.55 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 35447. | (telepathyoongi) | 41.54 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 35448. | (gemje) | 41.54 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| 35449. | Ion (ionpetro) | 41.54 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
| 35450. | (signicial) | 41.54 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 35451. | (bush) | 41.53 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 35452. | (leodnatbet) | 41.53 | 91% | 2012-08-13 |
| 35453. | (jeffpc) | 41.53 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 35454. | (frozr) | 41.53 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 35455. | (123a123) | 41.52 | 91% | 2012-10-13 |
| 35456. | (hazaku) | 41.52 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
| 35457. | (aniket_pithadia) | 41.52 | 93% | 2021-03-27 |
| 35458. | (megets) | 41.52 | 88% | 2011-07-08 |
| 35459. | (aleem47) | 41.52 | 94% | 2023-09-21 |
| 35460. | (lightdsy) | 41.52 | 93% | 2023-02-16 |
| 35461. | (kar1na_) | 41.51 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 35462. | (dhanush9414) | 41.51 | 93% | 2023-05-12 |
| 35463. | (joefranz) | 41.50 | 93% | 2018-03-23 |
| 35464. | (arach_13) | 41.50 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 35465. | (khaledonew) | 41.50 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 35466. | (qqqw) | 41.50 | 96.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 35467. | (brag_) | 41.50 | 94% | 2021-02-06 |
| 35468. | (class07th1d) | 41.49 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |