So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18505. | Hamzeh (jegayer) | 70.84 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 18506. | Elie (iceworld) | 70.84 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 18507. | Alan (itsonlyalan) | 70.84 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 18508. | Mark (baconhead) | 70.83 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 18509. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 70.83 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 18510. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 70.83 | 88% | 2015-11-08 |
| 18511. | Dee (reeee24) | 70.83 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 18512. | B (wolfericus) | 70.83 | 93% | 2015-02-05 |
| 18513. | aEr0 (_aero) | 70.83 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 18514. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 70.83 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 18515. | Kieran (kaymawn) | 70.83 | 91% | 2016-05-02 |
| 18516. | Sebstian (sedasti) | 70.82 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 18517. | Fredrik (jykez) | 70.82 | 86% | 2013-02-27 |
| 18518. | Henry (hgeter) | 70.82 | 98% | 2015-06-17 |
| 18519. | Hue (huehue_) | 70.82 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 18520. | Dennis (elru) | 70.82 | 96% | 2014-05-09 |
| 18521. | Nick (megacrapkin) | 70.81 | 89% | 2014-11-16 |
| 18522. | Jeremy (flail) | 70.81 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 18523. | Batman (blewris) | 70.81 | 94% | 2014-01-30 |
| 18524. | Aryav (aryav123) | 70.81 | 94% | 2021-12-25 |
| 18525. | Lincoln (soupyy34) | 70.81 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18526. | AugustSK (augu2236) | 70.81 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 18527. | Justin (justxn) | 70.81 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 18528. | Hezú (denekrad) | 70.81 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 18529. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 70.81 | 90% | 2016-01-25 |
| 18530. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 70.80 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 18531. | Chuck (sleeplessmusic) | 70.80 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 18532. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.80 | 96% | 2016-01-18 |
| 18533. | Ricky (noxstilez) | 70.80 | 89% | 2014-12-08 |
| 18534. | Simone (motonacciu) | 70.80 | 98% | 2016-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |