What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1493. | (jawnski) | 114.15 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 1494. | TortollusPrime (buzzinator) | 114.15 | 92% | 2013-02-23 |
| 1495. | QJ (qiangjianfan) | 114.12 | 94% | 2014-09-22 |
| 1496. | flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) | 114.12 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1497. | (bryanla) | 114.12 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 1498. | Skyler (tteell) | 114.11 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 1499. | quack (shinonin) | 114.11 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1500. | Stephen (bosu) | 114.11 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 1501. | Max (17maxklivans) | 114.10 | 97.5% | 2023-08-02 |
| 1502. | Joel (joel6677) | 114.09 | 99.3% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1503. | Kyle (kcoppola19) | 114.05 | 95% | 2014-09-14 |
| 1504. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 114.03 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 1505. | (frozenmoonage) | 114.02 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 1506. | Pardon (pardon99_) | 114.01 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 1507. | (undyingfire) | 114.01 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 1508. | (benexclaimed) | 114.01 | — | 2008-08-15 |
| 1509. | Meep (meeeep) | 114.00 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1510. | (behrouzii) | 114.00 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 1511. | Uniju (uniju) | 113.97 | 99% | 2013-02-10 |
| 1512. | (jljljl) | 113.97 | 98% | 2014-05-04 |
| 1513. | (drumaiscool) | 113.95 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 1514. | 1 (lalabird3) | 113.95 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 1515. | ok i don't have the patienc... | 113.95 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1516. | tebond (tebond) | 113.94 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 1517. | Amelia (littlebighaha) | 113.94 | 97% | 2017-05-06 |
| 1518. | (screepahh) | 113.91 | 99% | 2011-08-26 |
| 1519. | MJ (mj970325) | 113.89 | 93% | 2014-04-08 |
| 1520. | for (forcherie) | 113.88 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 1521. | Max (maxie35) | 113.87 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 1522. | Monica (belc0011) | 113.87 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |