I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7870. | tony (bellevue) | 95.99 | 98.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| 7871. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 95.99 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7872. | Colin (cwreath43) | 95.99 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7873. | Christine (christi124) | 95.98 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7874. | Parzha (parzha) | 95.98 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 7875. | Poo (pooopooo) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 7876. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 95.97 | 94.8% | 2024-02-10 |
| 7877. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 95.97 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 7878. | rice (riceyrice) | 95.97 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 7879. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 95.97 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 7880. | stronk (strooonk) | 95.96 | 99% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7881. | Dylan (dylt11) | 95.96 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7882. | Aye (ayedoms) | 95.96 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
| 7883. | Avix (imavix) | 95.96 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 7884. | Cres (crespear) | 95.95 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 7885. | Aierou (aierou) | 95.95 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 7886. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 95.94 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 7887. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 95.94 | 98.2% | 2025-03-30 |
| 7888. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 7889. | Simon (siarnt) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 7890. | raphael (cba601) | 95.93 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 7891. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 95.93 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7892. | Illicit (illicitfairs) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 7893. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 95.92 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7894. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 95.91 | 99.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 7895. | aorer (aorer) | 95.91 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 7896. | too_slow (tardpower) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 7897. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 95.91 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 7898. | Skipper (skipperr) | 95.91 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 7899. | Sisyphus (thevermin) | 95.90 | 99% | 2024-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |