Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2187. | (dev_rec) | 78.53 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2188. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 78.53 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 2189. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 78.52 | 99% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2190. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 78.52 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2191. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 78.51 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2192. | Stove (ne0terik) | 78.51 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2193. | Ulysses (baergo) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2194. | Sarah (sarahla2) | 78.49 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 2195. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 2196. | Allan (ajdx88) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2197. | Pony Tom (ponytom13) | 78.48 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 2198. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 78.48 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2199. | Rafli (thaflis) | 78.48 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2200. | PreztelBoyJimmy (swamp_cabb... | 78.46 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2201. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 78.44 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2202. | Julz (jhullzz) | 78.43 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2203. | Scott (medievalnuke) | 78.42 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2204. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 2205. | Julia (firefaced) | 78.41 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2206. | Robert (rjfs88) | 78.41 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2207. | Litsal (lit_kid) | 78.41 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2208. | Colin (facestab) | 78.38 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2209. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
| 2210. | Terra (terranavis) | 78.36 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 2211. | Hrijul (avius) | 78.35 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2212. | Kaj (kajtje) | 78.35 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2213. | Lyric (lyric39) | 78.34 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2214. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 78.28 | 99% | 2018-08-12 |
| 2215. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 78.28 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2216. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 78.27 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |