And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28329. | (nothisisrahul) | 64.76 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 28330. | (vkpunique) | 64.76 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 28331. | TheStyne (fixinit1) | 64.76 | 97% | 2019-07-27 |
| 28332. | Albard (albard) | 64.76 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 28333. | Validuss (validuss) | 64.76 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 28334. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 64.76 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
| 28335. | (john229) | 64.75 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 28336. | (speed_up) | 64.75 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 28337. | (aa__yush) | 64.75 | 95.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 28338. | (incred) | 64.75 | 94% | 2012-06-13 |
| 28339. | Andy (andys810) | 64.75 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 28340. | (modernanaconda) | 64.74 | 95.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 28341. | ludwigg (froggg) | 64.74 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 28342. | Faris (farisrama) | 64.74 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
| 28343. | Noah (nhanks333) | 64.74 | 93% | 2014-12-03 |
| 28344. | (wendys) | 64.74 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 28345. | (heyokay1234) | 64.73 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 28346. | makeoutthill (mecious) | 64.73 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 28347. | (akosipauie) | 64.73 | 91% | 2013-09-07 |
| 28348. | (thienvv89) | 64.73 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 28349. | (jjtpe) | 64.73 | 93% | 2016-12-28 |
| 28350. | (rainofmine) | 64.73 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 28351. | (bryceslash) | 64.73 | 93% | 2015-09-28 |
| 28352. | (mart) | 64.73 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 28353. | (ho0pla) | 64.73 | 95% | 2015-10-12 |
| 28354. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 64.72 | 95.6% | 2023-05-30 |
| 28355. | Kelp (klaptep) | 64.72 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 28356. | (notoriousvic) | 64.72 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 28357. | bidhan (bidhan123) | 64.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 28358. | (herojp) | 64.72 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |