I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1982. | SlicedKebabs123 (lion2509) | 97.17 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 1983. | Richard (rockpile) | 97.17 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1984. | Ruben (passes) | 97.16 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1985. | Slava (slavadade23) | 97.13 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1986. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 97.13 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1987. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 97.11 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1988. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 97.09 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1989. | Adir (adirbaxi) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 1990. | Eric (linthan) | 97.07 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 1991. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 97.07 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 1992. | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... | 97.06 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1993. | Finch (ficxjo) | 97.06 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1994. | Dave (erose524) | 97.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1995. | j (stojec) | 97.04 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 1996. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1997. | The (theobliterator2) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1998. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 97.02 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1999. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 2000. | Daniel (danielngyn) | 97.01 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2001. | ifavila (ifavila) | 96.99 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2002. | Kyle (kryllex) | 96.99 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2003. | James (neruichiban) | 96.99 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2004. | Digger (diggerrblx) | 96.98 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2005. | dc (sliced2k12345) | 96.95 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 2006. | Rowell (rowfasho) | 96.94 | 99% | 2019-12-23 |
| 2007. | B A L O CH (ashfaq4730) | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2008. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 96.93 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2009. | David (bigd4316) | 96.92 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2010. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 96.89 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 2011. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 96.87 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |