The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13315. | mikey (zaruu) | 39.66 | 86% | 2016-08-20 |
| 13316. | sid (smcclean4) | 39.66 | 89% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13317. | Arthur (arthurlupino) | 39.66 | 91% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13318. | harshal (145harshal) | 39.66 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13319. | Sandi (rzaring) | 39.66 | 91% | 2011-09-17 |
| 13320. | KingY (kingy5) | 39.65 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 13321. | Skrrt (toitz) | 39.65 | 94% | 2022-08-04 |
| 13322. | april (verallostudent1@yaho... | 39.65 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 13323. | Sumit (sumitgrabs) | 39.65 | 90% | 2017-03-14 |
| 13324. | Aradhna (aradhana_05) | 39.64 | 96% | 2023-06-06 |
| 13325. | Dima (occasionallyxxx) | 39.64 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 13326. | Speed limit (zeezee__rude) | 39.64 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 13327. | QuickShark (quickshark953) | 39.63 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13328. | Tobias (letins) | 39.63 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 13329. | JT (jasonthai) | 39.63 | 93% | 2023-02-08 |
| 13330. | bittu (bittu_kumar) | 39.63 | 96% | 2012-06-11 |
| 13331. | Me (me_myself) | 39.62 | 94% | 2021-03-25 |
| 13332. | gazi (gazi_maksudur) | 39.62 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 13333. | Zakarya (zakarya420) | 39.62 | 93% | 2022-01-26 |
| 13334. | Anim (anim) | 39.62 | 92% | 2015-07-20 |
| 13335. | Felix (heavenzard) | 39.62 | 93% | 2013-05-23 |
| 13336. | Jank0 (nayas) | 39.62 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 13337. | erfan (erphan) | 39.62 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 13338. | vicky (ardian708) | 39.62 | 93% | 2013-06-01 |
| 13339. | tf20 (tf20) | 39.62 | 90% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13340. | Sana'a (suni) | 39.62 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 13341. | Mohammed Waseemuddin (ertug... | 39.61 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 13342. | Banana (banana_a) | 39.61 | 90% | 2018-05-06 |
| 13343. | Tkaczu (tkaczuu) | 39.61 | 93.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13344. | Aditya (aditya1024) | 39.60 | 94% | 2021-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |