So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20737. | Edson (edson_lemus) | 67.26 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 20738. | Izzy (izzypistilli) | 67.26 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 20739. | Ross (rosstafaria) | 67.26 | 95% | 2013-10-17 |
| 20740. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 67.26 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 20741. | Vasil (vasito123) | 67.26 | 95% | 2021-06-23 |
| 20742. | Cliff (dermeister) | 67.26 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 20743. | Goddesen (goddesen) | 67.26 | 89% | 2015-02-07 |
| 20744. | jed (jedhurricane) | 67.26 | 97% | 2016-07-16 |
| 20745. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 67.25 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 20746. | Sam (samazing0831) | 67.25 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 20747. | dino (dinoxz) | 67.25 | 93% | 2023-01-28 |
| 20748. | j (hanjam) | 67.25 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 20749. | Blake (eclypse750) | 67.25 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 20750. | Matthew (somairl) | 67.25 | 93% | 2014-03-31 |
| 20751. | Lord (manocsak) | 67.25 | 97% | 2013-10-02 |
| 20752. | Khris Lendl (khrislendltuta... | 67.25 | 91% | 2011-09-28 |
| 20753. | Game (game_instructor) | 67.24 | 96% | 2018-01-20 |
| 20754. | Philip (beer30) | 67.24 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 20755. | Son (sunchipzz) | 67.24 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
| 20756. | rainbo (rainbo_w) | 67.24 | 95% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20757. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 67.24 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 20758. | MikaElW (mikaelmar) | 67.24 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 20759. | RoadTo69(hehe) (lord_hunter) | 67.24 | 95% | 2021-12-18 |
| 20760. | Eritai (echri51) | 67.24 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 20761. | Me (me_myself) | 67.24 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 20762. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 67.24 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 20763. | Michael (demolisher) | 67.24 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 20764. | Nacho! (ernestl_lalo) | 67.23 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 20765. | foxtrautus (foxtrautus) | 67.23 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| 20766. | John (tinols) | 67.23 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |