The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10289. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 88.56 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 10290. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 88.56 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 10291. | Jacob (picklishcorn) | 88.56 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 10292. | Evan (silberman) | 88.56 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 10293. | Tyler (tythal) | 88.56 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 10294. | vetle (vetlebg) | 88.55 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 10295. | Zoomy 🐌 (njilli) | 88.55 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 10296. | galei (galei) | 88.55 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 10297. | Michael (xmichi2000) | 88.55 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10298. | Peter (peter777) | 88.55 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 10299. | Cheng-Wei (changcw83) | 88.55 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 10300. | Akhilesh (akhilu_anandh) | 88.55 | 99% | 2013-04-12 |
| 10301. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 88.54 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 10302. | Zach (zach_25) | 88.54 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 10303. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.54 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 10304. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 88.54 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 10305. | Steven (stervel) | 88.53 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 10306. | mdlp (mdlp) | 88.53 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10307. | Lê Kim Hoàng Trung (hoang... | 88.53 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 10308. | e-girl 🖤 (royal_kolawa) | 88.53 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10309. | Tanel (wesaracer) | 88.53 | 98% | 2013-09-28 |
| 10310. | pizki (pizki) | 88.53 | 98% | 2014-07-28 |
| 10311. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 88.52 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| 10312. | Brodie (eidorb) | 88.52 | 98% | 2016-08-02 |
| 10313. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 88.52 | 96% | 2013-06-12 |
| 10314. | Bea (libbearator) | 88.52 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 10315. | Yaron (yaron) | 88.52 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 10316. | flax (flax) | 88.52 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 10317. | Leon (bluesunset) | 88.52 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 10318. | Megan (megceratops) | 88.51 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |