As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25990. | Lukas (lukaas506) | 39.24 | 93% | 2021-10-26 |
| 25991. | Hikari (miyu_saiko) | 39.22 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 25992. | Alexandru (thealf88ul) | 39.16 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 25993. | Semyon Chernykh (samche) | 39.16 | 93% | 2021-08-17 |
| 25994. | root (wanna_be_pro) | 39.16 | 94% | 2021-10-07 |
| 25995. | zalpro (zalpro) | 39.15 | 93% | 2022-05-01 |
| 25996. | younes (telomerase) | 39.15 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 25997. | Bilawal (bilawal) | 39.14 | 87% | 2015-05-12 |
| 25998. | shadab (shadab90) | 39.12 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 25999. | So-So fast (sosofast) | 39.11 | 92% | 2023-06-03 |
| 26000. | london (londonxxx) | 39.08 | 94% | 2017-10-08 |
| 26001. | Morgan (morgs12387) | 39.08 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 26002. | ikki (ikkijami) | 39.08 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 26003. | youssef (beefa) | 39.08 | 94% | 2022-11-16 |
| 26004. | Prakash Kumar (samarprakash) | 39.06 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 26005. | Bill (kalvon) | 39.06 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 26006. | baijid (mdbaijidhossain) | 39.03 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 26007. | Liam (liamisko123) | 39.03 | 94% | 2018-08-24 |
| 26008. | Exzede (exzede) | 39.00 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
| 26009. | Devender (dev2002) | 38.98 | 93% | 2021-07-31 |
| 26010. | Matija (milky131) | 38.98 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 26011. | Yaser (dl110) | 38.98 | 87% | 2015-06-30 |
| 26012. | Kitty (ciaokitty) | 38.98 | 85% | 2015-08-26 |
| 26013. | raman (raman_maan) | 38.97 | 87% | 2016-11-17 |
| 26014. | Alirshad (duster_9204) | 38.89 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 26015. | Alex (bissector) | 38.87 | 95% | 2017-06-08 |
| 26016. | SON GOKU (kartikeya.gupta.k... | 38.87 | 92% | 2015-08-06 |
| 26017. | Kseno (kseno) | 38.86 | 88% | 2016-11-16 |
| 26018. | Roshan (rs15079) | 38.86 | 92% | 2021-07-09 |
| 26019. | Aashir (blonded14) | 38.84 | 94% | 2023-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |