So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12559. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 80.68 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 12560. | Luka (lukoloz) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12561. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 80.68 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 12562. | Bonnie (bonnieb1999) | 80.68 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 12563. | hailey (abbydabbylol) | 80.68 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12564. | Tyler (pixel_ty) | 80.67 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
| 12565. | Sarah (sebrill) | 80.67 | 100% | 2013-07-02 |
| 12566. | Alison (monarca) | 80.67 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 12567. | Matt (boatsy) | 80.66 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 12568. | sang (shatoboar) | 80.66 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 12569. | Fjord (fjord41) | 80.66 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 12570. | EO (eo_37) | 80.66 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12571. | Lulu (lululaze) | 80.66 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 12572. | Angela (angelarhe02) | 80.66 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12573. | Andre (kuronichi) | 80.66 | 94% | 2011-12-05 |
| 12574. | Ed (metagyn44) | 80.66 | 93% | 2012-09-26 |
| 12575. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 12576. | 131251 (mcumento) | 80.65 | 94% | 2016-10-16 |
| 12577. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 80.65 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 12578. | Carlos (mongrelion) | 80.65 | 81% | 2014-02-25 |
| 12579. | sojucider (sojucider) | 80.65 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 12580. | qwerty (qwerty894) | 80.64 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12581. | Kappa (miffle) | 80.64 | 90% | 2015-08-31 |
| 12582. | anthony (wijay93) | 80.64 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 12583. | Amjo324 (amjo324) | 80.64 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 12584. | Rollie (rollieann) | 80.64 | 94% | 2014-12-10 |
| 12585. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 80.63 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 12586. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 80.63 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 12587. | boocoo (boocoo) | 80.63 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 12588. | Great sandwich (jumpsh0t) | 80.63 | 93% | 2011-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |