So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21678. | Benjamin (justaregularnerd) | 65.83 | 87% | 2017-02-16 |
| 21679. | dino13581234 (dino13581234) | 65.83 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 21680. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 65.83 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 21681. | Pan (luckercorgi240) | 65.83 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 21682. | Anirudh (anirudh90) | 65.83 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 21683. | Eva (shadow72927) | 65.82 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 21684. | Vũ (minhvu1504) | 65.82 | 96% | 2012-10-02 |
| 21685. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 65.82 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
| 21686. | Hadley (haddark) | 65.81 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 21687. | Miles (wafflegamer99) | 65.81 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 21688. | Changnam (rotoflemf) | 65.81 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| 21689. | Vivek (vivthang) | 65.81 | 96% | 2014-11-13 |
| 21690. | Akirajin (akirajin) | 65.81 | — | 2009-11-01 |
| 21691. | Rathinamoorthy (rathinamoor... | 65.80 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 21692. | Lucas (lucastds) | 65.80 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 21693. | ✈FollowMe✈ (shamshadtahir) | 65.80 | 93% | 2011-06-24 |
| 21694. | Talgat (talgattim) | 65.79 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 21695. | Henna (hennajuliet) | 65.79 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 21696. | Mike (mcpshiming) | 65.79 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 21697. | FAT (fatfatfat) | 65.79 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 21698. | Tracy (schelgirl) | 65.79 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 21699. | Tom (krarc) | 65.78 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 21700. | Keji (keji030) | 65.78 | 88% | 2014-04-06 |
| 21701. | Dark (darkghost) | 65.78 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 21702. | Jay (dicknm) | 65.77 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 21703. | Julia (nhkjulia) | 65.77 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 21704. | Ivan (seedeath) | 65.77 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 21705. | Talgat Baktybekov (talgatb) | 65.77 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21706. | seasaara (csawmer_) | 65.77 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 21707. | Aditya (oukisglaive) | 65.77 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |