When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16984. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 65.21 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 16985. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 65.21 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
| 16986. | Jd (jdthebeanbag) | 65.21 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 16987. | JoshuaTan (mooshijt) | 65.21 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 16988. | Oatmeal (cp_oatmeal) | 65.21 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 16989. | scarFace (gray25905634) | 65.21 | 94% | 2022-08-21 |
| 16990. | ? (huib) | 65.21 | 94% | 2019-06-22 |
| 16991. | Nathan (nchiem25) | 65.20 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 16992. | Nils (snils) | 65.20 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 16993. | Louis (cenuij) | 65.20 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 16994. | jeet (ken202) | 65.19 | 97% | 2025-04-29 |
| 16995. | Machine (longshort) | 65.19 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 16996. | Michael (mikeycc) | 65.19 | 95% | 2017-01-09 |
| 16997. | Ahmed (uproo) | 65.18 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 16998. | Thắng (taolathang) | 65.18 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 16999. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 65.18 | 96% | 2017-07-28 |
| 17000. | Martin (allf3) | 65.17 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 17001. | chaotix (mcomm7) | 65.17 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 17002. | Jens (eplepet) | 65.17 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 17003. | Alec (alecstyping) | 65.16 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17004. | I_m_a_fish (rahul_81) | 65.16 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 17005. | Silver Wolfff (silver_wolfff) | 65.16 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 17006. | lim (yeeping1) | 65.16 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17007. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 65.15 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 17008. | satanjay (satanjay) | 65.15 | 97.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 17009. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 65.14 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 17010. | six (y33t3r) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 17011. | fastkid (notfastkid) | 65.14 | 95.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 17012. | RJ (barjent) | 65.14 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 17013. | Taneri (revirial) | 65.14 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |