So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23247. | Joseph (jedwards7763) | 63.54 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 23248. | yong (yocha@yahoo.com) | 63.54 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 23249. | Hisa (xuan0703) | 63.53 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 23250. | raymond (raymondstance) | 63.53 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 23251. | Mamdouh (mamdouh_75) | 63.53 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 23252. | Omar (desouky22) | 63.53 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 23253. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 63.53 | 94.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23254. | jihizzle (jihizzle) | 63.53 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 23255. | Emil (limeforce) | 63.53 | 94% | 2013-03-18 |
| 23256. | Magali (magalisilva) | 63.53 | 93% | 2013-12-07 |
| 23257. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 63.52 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 23258. | thomas (takethemall) | 63.52 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 23259. | Elliot (privateplague) | 63.52 | 93% | 2021-03-25 |
| 23260. | Colin (disc_0) | 63.52 | 95% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23261. | Timothy (timoteyo) | 63.52 | 97% | 2015-01-21 |
| 23262. | May (thiyp) | 63.52 | 94% | 2014-08-24 |
| 23263. | Jason (jaybof) | 63.51 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 23264. | Frebe (kurpitskuningas) | 63.51 | 95.1% | 2023-05-19 |
| 23265. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 63.51 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 23266. | Ravi (raresc) | 63.51 | 82% | 2013-09-27 |
| 23267. | [B]reak[B]oy (breakboy) | 63.51 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 23268. | asdf (redpanda54321) | 63.51 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 23269. | (nikasaur) | 63.51 | 83% | 2011-12-24 |
| 23270. | Jean (notjean) | 63.50 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 23271. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 63.50 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 23272. | Pandora (pandora0) | 63.50 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 23273. | Murtaza (mmrxyz) | 63.50 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 23274. | Anthony (anthony104) | 63.50 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 23275. | jenny (jenny24) | 63.50 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 23276. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 63.50 | 98% | 2018-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |