There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1241. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 92.49 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1242. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 92.47 | 92% | 2017-01-23 |
| 1243. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 92.45 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
| 1244. | David (slezterp) | 92.42 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1245. | | ♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·... | 92.41 | 96% | 2016-11-11 |
| 1246. | Corwin (corwinj) | 92.40 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
| 1247. | Joel (joel6677) | 92.40 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1248. | Jason (supergjason) | 92.38 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1249. | Jayson (jaysondanewillingster) | 92.35 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 1250. | Adam (bsplit) | 92.32 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1251. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 92.32 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 1252. | dan (imdangis) | 92.30 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1253. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 92.30 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 1254. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 92.29 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1255. | big boy (whycantitype) | 92.25 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1256. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 92.25 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1257. | Max (mcmax92) | 92.23 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1258. | John (ahjohn321) | 92.22 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 1259. | moreclams (moreclams) | 92.21 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1260. | catboy (knightsunder) | 92.21 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1261. | Alyssa (alyssarae995) | 92.21 | 93% | 2016-12-05 |
| 1262. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 92.16 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1263. | Ahmad (wajibdiisi) | 92.15 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
| 1264. | lexyum (lexyum) | 92.13 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 1265. | Ethan (9139132) | 92.11 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 1266. | BazettFraga (bazettfraga) | 92.08 | 90% | 2017-04-05 |
| 1267. | Nick (hobomichaels) | 92.08 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1268. | No (themile) | 92.07 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 1269. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 92.07 | 91% | 2017-02-01 |
| 1270. | Angelo (yonep) | 92.06 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 11,676 | 76.15 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 368 | 57.67 | January 1, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.45 | March 29, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 79.35 | October 31, 2017 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 82.13 | August 31, 2021 |