So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7115. | Nevets (avecafe) | 92.67 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 7116. | JK (loljkgo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 7117. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 92.67 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 7118. | zerg (zerggirl) | 92.66 | 86% | 2016-05-27 |
| 7119. | brocco (brocollie) | 92.65 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7120. | Thomas (theump) | 92.65 | 98% | 2011-06-12 |
| 7121. | Hedazzal (hedazzal) | 92.65 | 95% | 2013-03-13 |
| 7122. | george (doctoras) | 92.64 | 100% | 2017-10-14 |
| 7123. | storm (stooormmm) | 92.64 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7124. | Marko (bekuza) | 92.64 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7125. | (nnas) | 92.64 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 7126. | Alex (alexwede) | 92.64 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 7127. | gotta go fest (voyagerblas) | 92.64 | 95% | 2014-06-01 |
| 7128. | berkelip317 (mikunishimokawa) | 92.64 | 93% | 2013-01-30 |
| 7129. | ++ (aznpanda764) | 92.64 | 95% | 2014-06-30 |
| 7130. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 92.64 | 99% | 2016-01-22 |
| 7131. | Max (thisismydrive1997) | 92.63 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 7132. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 92.63 | 99% | 2016-02-19 |
| 7133. | Glass (glass_crys) | 92.63 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7134. | Kri (mckri) | 92.63 | 99% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7135. | Megan (lopinroo) | 92.63 | 98% | 2011-05-27 |
| 7136. | Aaron (bentonam) | 92.63 | 95% | 2012-06-07 |
| 7137. | Jed (jbriones) | 92.62 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 7138. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 92.62 | 93% | 2012-09-02 |
| 7139. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 92.62 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 7140. | linus (fishfalcon) | 92.62 | 95% | 2014-04-24 |
| 7141. | Dlux (doubledlux) | 92.62 | 94% | 2012-02-18 |
| 7142. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 92.62 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 7143. | Freddy (mushroomcave) | 92.62 | 90% | 2016-01-18 |
| 7144. | Baltik (baltik) | 92.62 | 93% | 2013-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |