The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12303. | (riuma) | 85.05 | 95% | 2016-11-24 |
| 12304. | (flocc) | 85.05 | 94% | 2014-07-26 |
| 12305. | (efergodox) | 85.05 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 12306. | (twentystargeneral) | 85.04 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 12307. | (desipai) | 85.04 | 99.5% | 2024-12-27 |
| 12308. | (jnshey) | 85.04 | 96% | 2015-07-14 |
| 12309. | (dassi2morr) | 85.04 | 96% | 2016-07-17 |
| 12310. | (kk123456) | 85.04 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12311. | (python_wood) | 85.03 | 98% | 2025-03-03 |
| 12312. | (rachelthegiraffe) | 85.03 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 12313. | (viargentum) | 85.03 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 12314. | (ghostboo_) | 85.02 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 12315. | (rektquity) | 85.02 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 12316. | (mr_mint) | 85.02 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 12317. | (tmpd) | 85.02 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| 12318. | (demreps) | 85.02 | 97% | 2016-02-14 |
| 12319. | (k3di) | 85.01 | 96% | 2025-11-05 |
| 12320. | (zxlhebelxz) | 85.01 | 95.9% | 2025-02-14 |
| 12321. | (pirapatqwe) | 85.01 | 85% | 2015-02-24 |
| 12322. | (gmbmw) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12323. | (mfs_racer) | 85.01 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 12324. | (kazin) | 85.01 | 99% | 2013-01-26 |
| 12325. | mcga (mcga) | 85.01 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 12326. | (chariatos) | 85.01 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 12327. | (arensito) | 85.01 | 93% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12328. | (undefined_particle) | 85.01 | 93% | 2017-01-15 |
| 12329. | (ellioats) | 85.00 | 98% | 2025-11-22 |
| 12330. | dev (devdavinchi) | 85.00 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 12331. | (ethermorph) | 85.00 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 12332. | Lime (lime_is) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |