As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
22269. | bersk112 (superberserkduck) | 46.09 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
22270. | MKarma (im69d) | 46.09 | 94% | 2022-01-03 |
22271. | Ripan (ripan) | 46.09 | 97% | 2016-10-26 |
22272. | storm (tetraminos) | 46.07 | 93% | 2021-04-15 |
22273. | mubara (mubara) | 46.06 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
22274. | Rahim Abdur (arbijoy1717) | 46.06 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
22275. | luis (lolman1952) | 46.05 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
22276. | Chris (boo_berry) | 46.05 | 95% | 2016-07-02 |
22277. | Bogart (bogartii) | 46.05 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
22278. | You (you3345) | 46.03 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
22279. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 46.03 | 95% | 2017-08-10 |
22280. | gunasagar (kunarox) | 46.03 | 89% | 2016-05-13 |
22281. | Jerry (jxu98dvorak) | 46.03 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
22282. | Ashlie (ashlie92) | 46.02 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
22283. | Lathan (archersally) | 46.02 | 96% | 2016-04-21 |
22284. | Kamil (pogchampnick) | 46.00 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
22285. | Brian (mcflobbergobber) | 45.99 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
22286. | madhan (maddar) | 45.99 | 84% | 2015-10-28 |
22287. | Saskia (sassi17) | 45.98 | 97% | 2016-08-29 |
22288. | The (thehatem) | 45.97 | 93% | 2022-01-31 |
22289. | type (sk4452) | 45.96 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
22290. | CappAlottt (cappppppp) | 45.96 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
22291. | Aman (amanp04) | 45.96 | 95% | 2021-02-04 |
22292. | Rotaberq (rotaberq) | 45.96 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
22293. | Gabri (gabriii) | 45.95 | 94.7% | 2021-02-14 |
22294. | Kynan (usyless) | 45.95 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
22295. | Storm Shadow (samitrai) | 45.95 | 86% | 2016-10-28 |
22296. | OG3G (og3g) | 45.94 | 93% | 2016-04-29 |
22297. | Phantom (phantomzamber) | 45.93 | 93% | 2019-03-21 |
22298. | ian (zatarc) | 45.93 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |