The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27564. | Matthew (mattdemiguel) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 27565. | HadiToori (haditoori) | 59.36 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 27566. | Irfan (ifubablan) | 59.36 | 94% | 2012-02-01 |
| 27567. | Atai (atai) | 59.36 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 27568. | Yashwanth (kakashiyash) | 59.35 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 27569. | Momo (nequa) | 59.35 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 27570. | Jonathan (theclashboy) | 59.35 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 27571. | Victor (dczxao) | 59.35 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 27572. | Glarkus (fictional_chair) | 59.35 | 94% | 2023-07-21 |
| 27573. | Bill (youngbilliam) | 59.35 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 27574. | Random (9570157) | 59.35 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 27575. | Slayze (slayze) | 59.35 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 27576. | Brandon (bran1414) | 59.35 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 27577. | Kartik (bhatiakartik10) | 59.35 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 27578. | Erlina (erlinn) | 59.35 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 27579. | b (bmv3502) | 59.35 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 27580. | Daredevil (prathameshparit) | 59.34 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 27581. | kettle (mcedell) | 59.34 | 94% | 2022-03-24 |
| 27582. | SuperZ (superz) | 59.34 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 27583. | g (ggggg) | 59.34 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 27584. | ʇsɐɟ ɹǝdns (shafeek) | 59.34 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 27585. | Jerry (nimaina) | 59.34 | 91% | 2015-05-20 |
| 27586. | Arlene (katz1971) | 59.34 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 27587. | Bogdan (ein_windir) | 59.33 | 95% | 2020-01-19 |
| 27588. | Bill (billzheng15) | 59.33 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 27589. | mohammad (mahekgudi) | 59.33 | 92% | 2012-06-27 |
| 27590. | Thomas (thomas_pogger) | 59.32 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 27591. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 59.32 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 27592. | mkai (mkai) | 59.32 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 27593. | Zach (fourshadowz) | 59.32 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |