I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8234. | sfv (va909212345) | 90.52 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 8235. | David (dmmagic91) | 90.51 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8236. | HeyAlann (heyalann) | 90.51 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8237. | anastasia (typytypy98) | 90.51 | 98.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8238. | Danish (danishamir) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8239. | Alex (aymlus) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8240. | jake (jakeice0108) | 90.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 8241. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 8242. | cheze (cheezytyperboi) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8243. | Conrad (conrad7) | 90.50 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
| 8244. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 90.50 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 8245. | Kurtis (sauceypubes) | 90.50 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 8246. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8247. | Maja (kussimurra) | 90.49 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8248. | ahmadMego (reasonistian33) | 90.48 | 98% | 2025-02-21 |
| 8249. | Johan (treeff) | 90.48 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 8250. | Ved (vedyav) | 90.47 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8251. | Rachel (mcdevitt327) | 90.47 | 99% | 2025-01-09 |
| 8252. | Omar (omaratri) | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8253. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 90.47 | 96.4% | 2023-11-07 |
| 8254. | heidi (heiidi) | 90.47 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8255. | Willard (pvtlink) | 90.47 | 94% | 2015-12-15 |
| 8256. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 90.47 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 8257. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 90.46 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 8258. | Simon (tartanllama) | 90.46 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 8259. | Angel (angel_j) | 90.46 | 96% | 2016-03-29 |
| 8260. | Pat (snaipat) | 90.45 | 97.4% | 2024-04-07 |
| 8261. | Cr1sp (cr1sp22) | 90.45 | 97.6% | 2024-11-29 |
| 8262. | Joe (eoj05) | 90.44 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8263. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |