See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9292. | Patrick (sabo_99) | 84.49 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 9293. | idell (notidell) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 9294. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 84.48 | 95.3% | 2025-02-16 |
| 9295. | Arpit (m_scofield) | 84.48 | 96.6% | 2025-04-15 |
| 9296. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 84.48 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9297. | Shehryar (contagious_racing) | 84.48 | 96.9% | 2024-08-21 |
| 9298. | Daniel (sylents114) | 84.48 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9299. | Abhi (abhinavsanthosh_162008) | 84.48 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 9300. | hady (01h2a) | 84.48 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 9301. | Ashtra (ashtra) | 84.48 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 9302. | mcga (mcga) | 84.47 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 9303. | ollir (ollir) | 84.47 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 9304. | Jean (jeanjimenez) | 84.46 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9305. | Aldin (aldinn_) | 84.46 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9306. | Khatna (khatnabold) | 84.46 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9307. | Steve (srd93) | 84.46 | 97.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9308. | Faelen (faelen_4) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 9309. | king (kingclem) | 84.45 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9310. | Bat (mcbat) | 84.45 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9311. | shui (sammi76) | 84.45 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9312. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 84.45 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9313. | FrostyInfinitum (frostyinfi... | 84.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9314. | Zalda (zalda) | 84.44 | 95% | 2025-06-29 |
| 9315. | SquadWiper (krishnasai3cks) | 84.44 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 9316. | Maciej (movethismelon) | 84.44 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9317. | Mani (93z9a) | 84.44 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9318. | Empirix (empirix) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9319. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 9320. | DMack (dmack98) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9321. | Imran (imrun) | 84.43 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |