The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24435. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 64.70 | 93% | 2022-09-27 |
| 24436. | almeai (almeai) | 64.70 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 24437. | Mouhamed (karlosalol) | 64.70 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 24438. | Marián (marianstarek) | 64.70 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 24439. | Phy (phycosmos) | 64.69 | 94% | 2012-12-29 |
| 24440. | Andreas (oxbow) | 64.69 | 93% | 2014-07-14 |
| 24441. | Lai (blacktiger) | 64.69 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 24442. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 64.69 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 24443. | Dan (danpan) | 64.68 | 90% | 2014-10-14 |
| 24444. | Argon (argon13) | 64.68 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 24445. | Blue (zorqec) | 64.68 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24446. | Mitsuo (sp33d1sk3y) | 64.68 | 93% | 2017-04-01 |
| 24447. | Wanderley (wanderley) | 64.68 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 24448. | Dulce (sweetie) | 64.68 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 24449. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 64.68 | 90% | 2016-09-18 |
| 24450. | Hayk (hayk22) | 64.68 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 24451. | Mr. BLACKJACK (u_r_gay) | 64.67 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 24452. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 64.67 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 24453. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 64.67 | 86% | 2013-09-12 |
| 24454. | minikora (minikora) | 64.67 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 24455. | ekaray (ekaray) | 64.67 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 24456. | H (x_heng) | 64.67 | 95% | 2014-09-19 |
| 24457. | naveen (slumdog) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 24458. | mario (mcanda26) | 64.67 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 24459. | Adam (musterling) | 64.66 | 85% | 2016-07-07 |
| 24460. | Edgee (likewtf) | 64.66 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 24461. | Jesse (ezmode) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-12-23 |
| 24462. | 幸 (yagigoat) | 64.66 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 24463. | J (jls247) | 64.66 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 24464. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 64.66 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |