Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9741. | Peter (habibp) | 86.45 | 99.4% | 2023-06-30 |
| 9742. | Varun (varuns924) | 86.45 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 9743. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 86.45 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9744. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 86.44 | 99% | 2016-10-22 |
| 9745. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 86.44 | 96% | 2016-08-12 |
| 9746. | udo (deep231199) | 86.44 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 9747. | Niko (varial) | 86.44 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9748. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 86.44 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9749. | Ethan (2019haye05) | 86.44 | 97% | 2023-10-22 |
| 9750. | Sean (seankim9) | 86.44 | 89% | 2013-02-24 |
| 9751. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 86.43 | 92% | 2016-12-04 |
| 9752. | Ye (yehaha) | 86.43 | 97% | 2012-02-23 |
| 9753. | Paul (nukraine) | 86.43 | 98% | 2015-12-03 |
| 9754. | Alice (mythogen) | 86.43 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 9755. | Palmer (emrysite) | 86.43 | 95% | 2015-10-19 |
| 9756. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 86.43 | 98% | 2015-09-05 |
| 9757. | sem (elsemyano) | 86.42 | 96% | 2014-09-22 |
| 9758. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 86.42 | 96% | 2012-02-24 |
| 9759. | Will (shneme01) | 86.42 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9760. | William (willwin4sure) | 86.42 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 9761. | Christopher (masturbateandt... | 86.42 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9762. | ElevenQuasar3 (elevenquasar3) | 86.41 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 9763. | Marcos (marcosph) | 86.41 | 99% | 2015-01-02 |
| 9764. | Jamie (jkelly21) | 86.41 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9765. | Lojjik (sudoking) | 86.41 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 9766. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 86.41 | 98.5% | 2023-10-27 |
| 9767. | Arnold (bryx0) | 86.40 | 92% | 2013-01-02 |
| 9768. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 86.40 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 9769. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 86.40 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 9770. | Vent (hugosvent) | 86.40 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |