So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31572. | Pouya (pouyal) | 46.57 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
31573. | Dan1elB (daniellk) | 46.56 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
31574. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 46.56 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
31575. | logan (logan1989) | 46.56 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
31576. | Kimberly Aster (kimberlyaster) | 46.56 | — | 2009-06-08 |
31577. | brenda (brenda1) | 46.56 | — | 2009-01-20 |
31578. | jordan (jonovono) | 46.55 | 92% | 2012-06-08 |
31579. | sunesh (vadi) | 46.55 | 98% | 2011-05-14 |
31580. | James (james_) | 46.55 | — | 2010-03-03 |
31581. | Charles (charles0420) | 46.54 | 90% | 2013-01-03 |
31582. | dazzdm (dazzdm) | 46.53 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
31583. | Ethan (sumguy37) | 46.53 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
31584. | Death_Dragon (dead_beast) | 46.52 | 93% | 2022-03-10 |
31585. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 46.52 | 93% | 2018-04-20 |
31586. | ikmal (malrith) | 46.52 | 93.8% | 2021-02-16 |
31587. | Steven (stevey) | 46.52 | — | 2008-10-27 |
31588. | David (dvd_blns) | 46.51 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
31589. | Taco2uesday (taco2uesday) | 46.51 | 94% | 2023-08-04 |
31590. | Nikhil (beel85) | 46.51 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
31591. | Joe (joeking1234567) | 46.51 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
31592. | Miranda (mc33) | 46.51 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
31593. | Nit (gambit123) | 46.51 | 94% | 2014-11-25 |
31594. | sage (eamon_) | 46.51 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
31595. | hussein (lattle_flash) | 46.50 | 93% | 2022-12-25 |
31596. | abdul (kaium55) | 46.50 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
31597. | Arafat (arafat_islam) | 46.50 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
31598. | Bill (india1979) | 46.50 | 99% | 2011-06-04 |
31599. | gone (happygone) | 46.50 | 91% | 2012-08-20 |
31600. | D (dsehra) | 46.49 | 92% | 2012-02-17 |
31601. | Abhishek (erabh) | 46.49 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |