I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2042. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 2043. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 88.86 | 97.1% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2044. | quantum (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2045. | Joe (afromonkey) | 88.81 | 96.1% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2046. | Alexander (torphon) | 88.80 | 98% | 2025-10-04 |
| 2047. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 88.79 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| 2048. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.78 | 96.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2049. | Chroma (chroma22) | 88.76 | 97% | 2025-08-06 |
| 2050. | Draco25 (draco25) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-06-23 |
| 2051. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 2052. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 88.74 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2053. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 88.73 | 98.8% | 2024-06-16 |
| 2054. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 94.6% | 2024-04-30 |
| 2055. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 88.73 | 94.7% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2056. | x (x8x8) | 88.72 | 96% | 2025-08-29 |
| 2057. | Michael (val_slow) | 88.72 | 97.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 2058. | k (mc0sta) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2059. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2060. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 97.7% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2061. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96.3% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2062. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 88.62 | 96.3% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2063. | Sohei (sohei) | 88.60 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 2064. | Philius (phi1ius) | 88.59 | 95.2% | 2025-03-21 |
| 2065. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.58 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2066. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 88.58 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2067. | Drey (ellendren) | 88.56 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 2068. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 88.56 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 2069. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2070. | Osaji (osajisaji) | 88.52 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| 2071. | Emily (emklof92) | 88.52 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |