So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10011. | K (kxiang) | 85.68 | 88% | 2014-03-08 |
| 10012. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 85.68 | 95% | 2017-03-25 |
| 10013. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 85.68 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 10014. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 85.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 10015. | Absolut (rluyen) | 85.67 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
| 10016. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 85.67 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
| 10017. | D (consumption) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10018. | Simon (sc752) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10019. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 85.66 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 10020. | Karl (saument) | 85.66 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 10021. | comboBox (combobox) | 85.66 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 10022. | Sharif (sharif_) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 10023. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 85.65 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10024. | (dragusprime) | 85.65 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 10025. | 21337R (poptart128) | 85.65 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 10026. | Jyothiraditya (jyothiraditya) | 85.65 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 10027. | Paul (laule9) | 85.64 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10028. | k (mc0sta) | 85.64 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 10029. | Kevin (killerdeath6) | 85.64 | 90% | 2014-09-05 |
| 10030. | Tyler (tillertyper2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 10031. | Lazer (lawins) | 85.63 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 10032. | Henry (supitsasian) | 85.63 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
| 10033. | Sheng (shengalang) | 85.63 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 10034. | John (basicallypure) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10035. | Karl (ultrarhino) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10036. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 85.62 | 96.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 10037. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 85.62 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 10038. | Sam (pnayserenity) | 85.62 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 10039. | Natalie (natforprez) | 85.62 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 10040. | 09deaconX (09deaconx) | 85.61 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |