The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28867. | Parsi (parsisaren) | 57.08 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 28868. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 57.08 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
| 28869. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 57.08 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 28870. | MinWasTaken (minwastaken) | 57.07 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 28871. | Shawcha (shawcha20) | 57.07 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 28872. | Adarsh M A (adarshm39) | 57.07 | 95% | 2023-08-24 |
| 28873. | Abel (doubleaa_13) | 57.07 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 28874. | Bryan (sr00900) | 57.07 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 28875. | Tac (akotac) | 57.07 | 92% | 2013-03-26 |
| 28876. | Roger (relevencione) | 57.07 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
| 28877. | azzkykr (nbl_86) | 57.06 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 28878. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 57.06 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 28879. | 鐘 (obarisk) | 57.06 | 92% | 2014-12-24 |
| 28880. | Seara (seara) | 57.06 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 28881. | Alberto (angry_grandad) | 57.05 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 28882. | dober (ainokea) | 57.05 | 89% | 2012-03-09 |
| 28883. | Free 🍉🍉 (abdoali) | 57.04 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 28884. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 57.04 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
| 28885. | tstats[shanyg] (shanyg) | 57.04 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 28886. | fuapica (fuapica) | 57.04 | 93% | 2014-02-16 |
| 28887. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 57.04 | 93% | 2020-07-25 |
| 28888. | Miroslaw (mbo24) | 57.04 | 91% | 2014-02-13 |
| 28889. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 57.04 | 92% | 2014-02-13 |
| 28890. | oanh (maioanh) | 57.04 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
| 28891. | Mui (mumuiho) | 57.03 | 92% | 2017-05-18 |
| 28892. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 57.03 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 28893. | BoundlessSponge (boundlesss... | 57.03 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 28894. | R (rtyper20260) | 57.03 | 92% | 2016-03-20 |
| 28895. | kirstie (kirstiesmith) | 57.02 | 89% | 2013-01-16 |
| 28896. | Jim (jimsant) | 57.02 | 91% | 2016-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |