As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11470. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 80.79 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11471. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11472. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 80.79 | 97.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11473. | Darryl (ikaryn) | 80.79 | 90% | 2016-12-04 |
| 11474. | Anson (ansonso042802) | 80.78 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 11475. | Anne (hyogi) | 80.78 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 11476. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 80.78 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 11477. | mitchell (fool1shdemxn) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11478. | Nicholas (shnoopy) | 80.78 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 11479. | Ican'ttype:( (reqort) | 80.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11480. | Daniil (_g00s3_) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11481. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 80.77 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 11482. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.76 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 11483. | Ged (quirty890) | 80.76 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11484. | sai (smuna13) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11485. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 11486. | Kristine (skeetracer) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 11487. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 80.75 | 96.5% | 2025-01-13 |
| 11488. | Jebediahthecooker (jebediah... | 80.75 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 11489. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 80.75 | 99.1% | 2023-10-09 |
| 11490. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 80.75 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 11491. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.75 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 11492. | Lucas (spleut) | 80.74 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 11493. | Joshua (wrycat) | 80.74 | 97.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 11494. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 11495. | Flare_nd (flare_nd) | 80.74 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 11496. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 80.74 | 97.6% | 2024-10-28 |
| 11497. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 80.73 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11498. | Joshua (munchfumble) | 80.73 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11499. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 80.73 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |