The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7577. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 94.50 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7578. | dave (ryuzog) | 94.50 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 7579. | Mr (tallguy) | 94.50 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 7580. | JD (jigglyjd) | 94.49 | 99.3% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7581. | thangerines (thangerines) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 7582. | bo (biznessmun) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 7583. | Jonathan (joniss) | 94.49 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| 7584. | Timothy (tmdurey) | 94.48 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 7585. | Arthur (atseng1729) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 7586. | Jake (jasala) | 94.48 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7587. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 94.48 | 92% | 2017-01-10 |
| 7588. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 94.48 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 7589. | quirino (codeforces) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 7590. | iBringDaLULZ (ibringdalulzz) | 94.47 | 98% | 2015-06-09 |
| 7591. | aman (amanostrich) | 94.47 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 7592. | Hans (geohans41) | 94.47 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 7593. | lucky (luckyidonline) | 94.46 | 96.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 7594. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 94.46 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7595. | Ami (amivu) | 94.46 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 7596. | peter (mazzmos) | 94.46 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
| 7597. | Taco (tacobandit) | 94.45 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 7598. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 94.45 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
| 7599. | zat (teacup) | 94.45 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
| 7600. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 94.45 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7601. | dbatac (dbatac) | 94.44 | 96.6% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7602. | lae (laenahtan) | 94.44 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 7603. | Meg (mgos23) | 94.44 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 7604. | oreo (e00d) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7605. | Bias R2 w/ CRP Tulip (nnaco... | 94.43 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7606. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.43 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |