The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2923. | Vince (vince91) | 111.74 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 2924. | にぃな (nina_217) | 111.73 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 2925. | Zebezian (zebezian) | 111.71 | 98% | 2014-03-15 |
| 2926. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 111.70 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 2927. | Walms (walms) | 111.70 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
| 2928. | Jin (jin_kx) | 111.68 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
| 2929. | Chris (cdav114) | 111.68 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 2930. | Simon (xsznix2) | 111.68 | 95% | 2016-03-07 |
| 2931. | Kevin (kebinh) | 111.68 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| 2932. | Fish (fishtent) | 111.67 | 95% | 2016-02-10 |
| 2933. | Kapitein (casualkoenk) | 111.67 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 2934. | Huck (huckleberry) | 111.67 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 2935. | A_Person (wimbo24) | 111.67 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 2936. | Kamala is (kevinmon) | 111.67 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 2937. | Marcus (forsberg94) | 111.67 | 91% | 2014-01-24 |
| 2938. | Eternal (eternalseraph333) | 111.67 | 95% | 2012-01-14 |
| 2939. | Hamski (maythose) | 111.66 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2940. | dead (karovin) | 111.66 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2941. | chungus (skeltch) | 111.65 | 93% | 2013-09-21 |
| 2942. | vl24 (vlykeron) | 111.65 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 2943. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 111.65 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2944. | Braden (bmende) | 111.63 | 98% | 2012-12-30 |
| 2945. | James (jamessieng) | 111.62 | 91% | 2012-08-25 |
| 2946. | Tom (tomme2009) | 111.61 | 98.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 2947. | URUHA RUSHIA (makish) | 111.61 | 92% | 2013-07-06 |
| 2948. | Ben (tt_ben) | 111.60 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2949. | tom (tomw6272003) | 111.60 | 98% | 2014-09-01 |
| 2950. | msetera (theobserver) | 111.60 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 2951. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 111.58 | 99% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2952. | ay (voidiz) | 111.58 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |