The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21563. | AK (alphakappa) | 69.50 | 96.2% | 2023-06-18 |
| 21564. | Brian (brianhsu7476) | 69.50 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21565. | Golgi (goolgi) | 69.50 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 21566. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 69.50 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 21567. | gta (asldkfj) | 69.50 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 21568. | Damin (dtuffour) | 69.50 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 21569. | Robert S (rdne) | 69.50 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 21570. | skippie (itsskippie) | 69.50 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
| 21571. | Grant (bigcock69) | 69.50 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 21572. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 69.50 | 88% | 2016-11-05 |
| 21573. | no (no_limit) | 69.50 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| 21574. | Eson (miehunyou) | 69.50 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 21575. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 69.50 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
| 21576. | Zack (dragonwhip135) | 69.49 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
| 21577. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 69.49 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 21578. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 69.49 | 97% | 2016-07-29 |
| 21579. | Noah (noah51801) | 69.48 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 21580. | Sukgisan (sukgisan) | 69.48 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 21581. | Rui (ssbebop) | 69.48 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 21582. | Bilal (bilal4822) | 69.48 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 21583. | R (rbajko) | 69.48 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 21584. | bobert (mayonnaiselove) | 69.48 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 21585. | arjhd (arjhd) | 69.48 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 21586. | Sukun (merc7paul) | 69.48 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 21587. | Lucas (judemitchell) | 69.48 | 92% | 2011-08-11 |
| 21588. | Sigurdur (siggi84) | 69.48 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 21589. | Rach (rabecha) | 69.48 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 21590. | kekekeahaha (chuahuongc) | 69.47 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 21591. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 69.47 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 21592. | popo (asai) | 69.47 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |