Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35659. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 42.36 | 90% | 2016-08-15 |
| 35660. | Olle (krasbolle) | 42.36 | 88% | 2017-04-01 |
| 35661. | Kyle (sirruncap) | 42.35 | 98% | 2011-09-17 |
| 35662. | pawan (pawanc2) | 42.35 | 95% | 2012-01-27 |
| 35663. | Mason (mcheaman) | 42.35 | 94.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 35664. | chocolate (chocolate1111) | 42.35 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 35665. | AngieIro (angieiro) | 42.34 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| 35666. | kisaimi_dsrx (kisaimi_dsrx) | 42.34 | 93% | 2012-10-04 |
| 35667. | dve (deva222) | 42.34 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 35668. | Lindsey (peacock) | 42.33 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 35669. | rajeev (rajsaini00c) | 42.33 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
| 35670. | youngwook (toodamncool) | 42.33 | 94% | 2020-01-07 |
| 35671. | John Francis (casterjohn) | 42.33 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 35672. | Lando (calrizian) | 42.33 | 94% | 2017-08-29 |
| 35673. | kanat (kanatkubash) | 42.33 | 88% | 2014-02-16 |
| 35674. | bence (stefler01) | 42.33 | 89% | 2016-11-13 |
| 35675. | MA (mayan) | 42.31 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 35676. | karby (karby) | 42.31 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 35677. | time vortex (horn_dawg) | 42.31 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 35678. | Georgios (vlassonio) | 42.31 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 35679. | Leah (leah_par) | 42.31 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 35680. | Feriiii (feriiiiiiii) | 42.31 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 35681. | Crimson (noodle_fingers) | 42.31 | 94% | 2020-11-29 |
| 35682. | Joao (joaozinhoo) | 42.30 | 92% | 2015-07-02 |
| 35683. | lock (lock) | 42.30 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 35684. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 42.30 | 98% | 2012-10-25 |
| 35685. | jesus (jesusotaku) | 42.30 | 92.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35686. | Martin (amateur_desperado) | 42.30 | 93% | 2014-04-07 |
| 35687. | ajay (sergio1011) | 42.30 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 35688. | Dennisv (edgelord48) | 42.30 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |