So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13820. | Luthriel (luthriel) | 78.47 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13821. | Arjun (arjun_0004) | 78.47 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13822. | Tim (tim28) | 78.47 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 13823. | _ (gglean) | 78.46 | 99.4% | 2023-07-02 |
| 13824. | Willey (shadowheart123) | 78.46 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 13825. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 78.46 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 13826. | Alan (alal22) | 78.46 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
| 13827. | yugo (kecman) | 78.46 | 89% | 2012-07-26 |
| 13828. | Chris (clibonati) | 78.45 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13829. | pea (pbarakat) | 78.45 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 13830. | harles (harles) | 78.45 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 13831. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 78.45 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 13832. | type (typegod1123) | 78.44 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 13833. | Nat (ngg4) | 78.44 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 13834. | Woody (itskindapanda) | 78.44 | 95% | 2015-02-03 |
| 13835. | PBH (pbh19950) | 78.44 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 13836. | Colton (ratiugo) | 78.43 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
| 13837. | Alexander (rodion) | 78.43 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
| 13838. | chiru (phenggot200darken) | 78.43 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 13839. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 78.43 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
| 13840. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 78.43 | 100% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13841. | Aleem Arshad (alley136) | 78.43 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 13842. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 78.42 | 93% | 2011-08-09 |
| 13843. | Ain'tPro (typelikeaboss123) | 78.42 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 13844. | Pan (dip797) | 78.42 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
| 13845. | John (vkts) | 78.42 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13846. | Robert (privateer) | 78.42 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
| 13847. | Adam (borasz) | 78.42 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13848. | justTryin' (mihaiadauji) | 78.41 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13849. | Kaj (kajvdh) | 78.41 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |