And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19396. | Samantha (samanthawhyt3) | 80.01 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 19397. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 80.01 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 19398. | Alex (thebigdrew) | 80.00 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19399. | baker (bm_anas) | 80.00 | 98% | 2012-08-27 |
| 19400. | Thomas (dabest149) | 79.99 | 92% | 2015-01-13 |
| 19401. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 79.99 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 19402. | Mohammad (mohammad__) | 79.99 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 19403. | i am typing from my mother'... | 79.99 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 19404. | Roslene (roslenev) | 79.98 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 19405. | Bread (breadcommander) | 79.98 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 19406. | None (v8_eatr) | 79.98 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 19407. | George (soupster) | 79.98 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 19408. | Nathaniel (khoi246810) | 79.98 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 19409. | Mern (wolfe) | 79.98 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 19410. | why cheat on something that... | 79.98 | 93% | 2012-08-06 |
| 19411. | Laan (laan) | 79.98 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| 19412. | Flash (bala6978) | 79.97 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 19413. | Ban (vulinhban) | 79.97 | 94% | 2015-03-07 |
| 19414. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 79.97 | 99% | 2016-06-01 |
| 19415. | Aritya (ari10ya1) | 79.96 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 19416. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 79.96 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 19417. | savageshark21 (savageshark21) | 79.96 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 19418. | Joshua (twinklestarchild) | 79.96 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 19419. | Padtoles (tadp) | 79.96 | 97.4% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19420. | Ben (benyefet) | 79.96 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 19421. | Tim (euclid221) | 79.96 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 19422. | stormzz94 (belahuba) | 79.96 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 19423. | Adonis (bakamitai) | 79.96 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
| 19424. | Eric (airwick_) | 79.95 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 19425. | Your Mom (godlywingg) | 79.95 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |