So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33952. | Mispon (mispon) | 44.57 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 33953. | Mohammad Anwaar Ul Hassan (... | 44.57 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 33954. | yuvaraj (yuvaraj) | 44.57 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 33955. | Kasper (theblackjack12) | 44.57 | 90% | 2016-03-16 |
| 33956. | rajan (rajankjoshi) | 44.57 | 94% | 2014-06-05 |
| 33957. | Zhantai (zhantai) | 44.56 | 94% | 2023-03-09 |
| 33958. | Ferny (fernyjr) | 44.56 | 90% | 2014-08-19 |
| 33959. | Nutthawut (jeepkiddee) | 44.56 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 33960. | blueeagle (style.my.passion... | 44.56 | 95% | 2013-03-05 |
| 33961. | jothiprasath (jothiprasath) | 44.55 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 33962. | Mujtaba (moon755) | 44.55 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 33963. | Firas (knight68) | 44.55 | 92% | 2023-02-14 |
| 33964. | Sasha (paraboloid) | 44.55 | 88% | 2016-02-14 |
| 33965. | Joe (watchtheskies) | 44.55 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 33966. | Ace (ace2pid) | 44.55 | 89% | 2014-05-06 |
| 33967. | Joseph (stig) | 44.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 33968. | Max (maxwong) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 33969. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 44.54 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 33970. | Stuart (syaffa) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 33971. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 44.53 | 85% | 2013-03-07 |
| 33972. | Chris (immortaljason) | 44.53 | 93% | 2022-11-03 |
| 33973. | Esteban (estebanram) | 44.53 | 94.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 33974. | saleem (frari) | 44.53 | 90% | 2015-09-06 |
| 33975. | Vishnu (dev_thapa121) | 44.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 33976. | Grandmasteroogway (grandmas... | 44.52 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 33977. | ramzy (ramzy) | 44.52 | 84% | 2012-01-20 |
| 33978. | Law (dumbgumgum) | 44.52 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 33979. | Anshul (anshul_ar) | 44.52 | 95% | 2015-10-08 |
| 33980. | Marcus (oreothekid) | 44.52 | 89% | 2016-04-24 |
| 33981. | Mocha (mochawarrior) | 44.51 | 86% | 2014-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |