As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13575. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 75.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 13576. | David (hugger69) | 75.40 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13577. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 75.40 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 13578. | Meme (helix487) | 75.40 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
| 13579. | jo (garvers) | 75.40 | 91% | 2017-02-23 |
| 13580. | Baerlatsch (baerlatsch) | 75.39 | 97.6% | 2024-01-31 |
| 13581. | willy (willywongker69) | 75.39 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 13582. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 75.39 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 13583. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.39 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13584. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 75.38 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 13585. | sei (ninjawanko) | 75.37 | 94.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 13586. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 75.37 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13587. | ian (ian_4) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 13588. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 13589. | Asier (asierart) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13590. | Mario (mario7lorenzo) | 75.37 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 13591. | rraz0 (rraz0) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13592. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 75.36 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 13593. | Kenny (moshine) | 75.36 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13594. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13595. | Max (maxvan) | 75.36 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 13596. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 75.36 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13597. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 13598. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13599. | Jonathan (the_mechanical) | 75.35 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
| 13600. | Guest (insi) | 75.35 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 13601. | Anton (golden_9542) | 75.34 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 13602. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13603. | Sam (vynsta) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13604. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |