Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1228. | Igor (skeef79) | 123.58 | 98.8% | 2024-01-29 |
| 1229. | moppr (moppr) | 123.58 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 1230. | rawr? (cloudjumper) | 123.56 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1231. | heck (zendricnonquit) | 123.55 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 1232. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 123.55 | 99% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1233. | David (dcohen91) | 123.53 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 1234. | jacob (specterr) | 123.52 | 98% | 2026-04-27 |
| 1235. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 123.51 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 1236. | Brett (mrmahn) | 123.50 | 99.4% | 2024-02-10 |
| 1237. | pbuzzle (pbuzzle) | 123.50 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1238. | bzh (bzh_) | 123.49 | 98.6% | 2024-10-02 |
| 1239. | sam (samchez) | 123.47 | 98% | 2020-12-22 |
| 1240. | Josh (josh627) | 123.46 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 1241. | Yamajac (yamajac) | 123.46 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 1242. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 123.44 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 1243. | alieb (alieb) | 123.41 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 1244. | Max (maxpol) | 123.40 | 97.9% | 2024-03-18 |
| 1245. | korupt (xpanda) | 123.40 | 97% | 2025-06-21 |
| 1246. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 123.39 | 98.6% | 2024-05-11 |
| 1247. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 123.39 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 1248. | Trent (uninterested) | 123.38 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 1249. | Kasper (twixpack) | 123.36 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1250. | chuckey (chuckey) | 123.33 | 97.2% | 2025-03-01 |
| 1251. | wubalubadubdub (bumgarner420) | 123.32 | 98.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| 1252. | Derk (racen55) | 123.32 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 1253. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 123.30 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 1254. | Snader (mrsander) | 123.28 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 1255. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 123.27 | 99.2% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1256. | Rajat Das (dassumanrajat888) | 123.26 | 99.4% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1257. | (dispidi) | 123.25 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |