Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1816. | Annie (bampy08) | 82.05 | 99% | 2019-04-01 |
1817. | Penguin (algebromaths) | 82.04 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
1818. | Jack (jackho) | 82.03 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
1819. | Vincent (sanjoraider_24) | 82.00 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
1820. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 82.00 | 97% | 2017-08-30 |
1821. | Mike (tsunami21) | 82.00 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
1822. | 🐱👤 (loomi) | 81.99 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
1823. | David (xifu) | 81.98 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
1824. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 81.98 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
1825. | James (vvjames) | 81.98 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
1826. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 81.98 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
1827. | Sebastian (thesweetz) | 81.97 | 93% | 2018-12-29 |
1828. | Evan (evanatious) | 81.97 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
1829. | Ryder (highryder18) | 81.97 | 94% | 2019-11-29 |
1830. | Hasan (notelex) | 81.97 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
1831. | u suck (unholydemonlord) | 81.96 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
1832. | MOLE (molemole) | 81.95 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
1833. | Brok3nPix3l (brok3npix3l) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
1834. | JV (maxmalakas) | 81.95 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
1835. | Kartswag (swagkid) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
1836. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 81.92 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
1837. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.91 | 99% | 2018-09-08 |
1838. | Dan (danmarculet) | 81.89 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
1839. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 81.88 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
1840. | Bobby (senseibets) | 81.87 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
1841. | Tiffany (tuffunny) | 81.87 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
1842. | me_irl (powderer) | 81.85 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
1843. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 81.84 | 94% | 2018-08-21 |
1844. | Sam (sam313) | 81.82 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
1845. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 81.82 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |