And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17450. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 17451. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 83.19 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 17452. | Hiram (mrizama) | 83.19 | 96% | 2018-05-05 |
| 17453. | salvan (salvan333) | 83.18 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 17454. | Teemu (teemuhai) | 83.18 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 17455. | Leo (mechanical_hemingway) | 83.18 | 96% | 2022-04-28 |
| 17456. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 83.18 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 17457. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 83.18 | 96% | 2017-01-14 |
| 17458. | Anderson (andarson) | 83.18 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 17459. | btkhoi.BGLM (btkhoi) | 83.18 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 17460. | Delida (delidaann) | 83.18 | 94% | 2011-10-13 |
| 17461. | jonny (forthelulz) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 17462. | Sarang (sargfromind) | 83.17 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 17463. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 83.17 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 17464. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 83.17 | 98% | 2014-07-19 |
| 17465. | Lex (lexy) | 83.17 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 17466. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 83.16 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 17467. | Ryan (apandainthemist) | 83.16 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 17468. | yuumita (yuumita) | 83.16 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 17469. | Jim (sprinks41) | 83.16 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 17470. | Viktoras (haeven) | 83.16 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17471. | Edoardo (maxmagous) | 83.16 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17472. | TiBuRiN (tiburin) | 83.16 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 17473. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17474. | Kevin (kevinhsiung) | 83.16 | 91% | 2013-04-04 |
| 17475. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 83.15 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 17476. | G (gmakzy) | 83.15 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 17477. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 83.15 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 17478. | Han Yi (ohy1994) | 83.15 | 92% | 2013-11-01 |
| 17479. | jenooi (jenooi) | 83.15 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |