I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20078. | Kai (ken_d) | 63.25 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 20079. | Dale (duckydale) | 63.25 | 93.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20080. | tstats[abdulhamit_rauf] (ab... | 63.24 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 20081. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 63.24 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 20082. | make (make1810) | 63.23 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 20083. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 63.23 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 20084. | Heide (vnit) | 63.23 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 20085. | Daniel (bellamy_) | 63.21 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 20086. | Kush (kushtek) | 63.21 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 20087. | N (user_name5) | 63.21 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 20088. | JohnDas (johndas) | 63.21 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20089. | Philippos (patatokeftes01) | 63.20 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 20090. | Igris (igris_sama) | 63.20 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 20091. | Yixo (yixo85) | 63.19 | 94% | 2022-02-22 |
| 20092. | TryHardGamer (expert553) | 63.19 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 20093. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 63.19 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 20094. | Michael (michaelaustin) | 63.18 | 99% | 2023-02-28 |
| 20095. | Free Palestine (tidy400) | 63.18 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 20096. | LeSlow (leslow) | 63.18 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 20097. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 63.18 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 20098. | Swaggot (maxlorentzon) | 63.18 | 93% | 2015-10-18 |
| 20099. | Elio (eh133399) | 63.18 | 95% | 2017-01-26 |
| 20100. | Nirmal (npkothari) | 63.18 | 94% | 2018-09-20 |
| 20101. | Lai (speedylai) | 63.18 | 97% | 2016-04-25 |
| 20102. | East (chapstick_god) | 63.17 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 20103. | Manuel (snobber) | 63.17 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20104. | kpsmelvin (kpsmelvin) | 63.17 | 98% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20105. | Alex (shunding) | 63.17 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20106. | DTConks (dtconks) | 63.17 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
| 20107. | Honcho (head_honcho) | 63.16 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |