The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12237. | W (davanish) | 85.00 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| 12238. | christopher "crash" (christ... | 85.00 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12239. | AxelDT (axman292) | 84.99 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 12240. | EO (eo_37) | 84.99 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12241. | Cray (kweikwei) | 84.99 | 97.5% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12242. | Allenna (fivehop) | 84.98 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 12243. | Styref (styref) | 84.98 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 12244. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 12245. | coppuh (coppuh) | 84.98 | 93% | 2016-03-15 |
| 12246. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 84.98 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 12247. | Justin (justinianwonton) | 84.97 | 96% | 2012-10-09 |
| 12248. | aoki (ice273) | 84.97 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
| 12249. | Archibald (homophobic_telet... | 84.96 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 12250. | Gitoki (gintoki) | 84.96 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 12251. | Dennis (dennis_3107) | 84.96 | 95% | 2013-03-17 |
| 12252. | David (dhud098) | 84.95 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 12253. | David (favidavid) | 84.94 | 97% | 2016-11-01 |
| 12254. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 84.94 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 12255. | Frederik (fawh) | 84.94 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 12256. | James (maximumderp) | 84.94 | 97% | 2014-12-26 |
| 12257. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 84.94 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
| 12258. | Magnus (delicato) | 84.94 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 12259. | Harish (hkhandrika) | 84.93 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 12260. | Alexander (avalennon) | 84.93 | 94% | 2016-10-02 |
| 12261. | fatih (webfox) | 84.93 | 98% | 2016-12-25 |
| 12262. | Kill (2fast4yall) | 84.92 | 91% | 2015-06-01 |
| 12263. | reysette (reysettemart) | 84.92 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 12264. | J (yzy1234) | 84.92 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12265. | Timothy (timothy5597) | 84.92 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 12266. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 84.92 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |